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America is Going to Heck

It's all the fault of those evil progressive liberal pinko commie scums. (satire)

Maybe Fred Phelps is Right. America is going to Heck. It's all the fault of those darn evil liberal progressives who hate America because of our Freedoms that God gave us. When I was a student at Beck U working on my PhD in Constitution stuff, we were told that Republicans are our only hope. And it's true. Bob Vander Plaatz said so last week at church. We need real Libertarian Republicans...not those soft and squishy ones who keep caving to Obummer and his Muslim Chicago buddies. If we don't elect Steve King to lead our great nation, Jesus is gonna be pissed. And we all know what that means. No more of those tasty crackers at church on Sunday.

Also, Chemtrails are real.

What do you think? Share your comments below (but only if you're one of us...commie pinko scum go home to Russia where you belong).

(note: This is a satire blog. Nothing here is really real. Really. Don't know what satire is, you should probably just stay off the Intertubes.)

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